Surly Snobby

Thursday, April 08, 2004

Mothering Green Pea Soup

Snobby is away for the day. He is meeting with distributors and creditors to explore the possibility of opening a green pea soup, goulash, and yak milk boutique in the trendy Distillery District. Wouldn't that be a stunningly successful venture?

So stop sitting in front of your computer and go enjoy spring, fer chrisake!

This message brought to you by the Mothering Green Pea Soup Distributors, Ltd. "Don't buy our soup. We don't care. It's not like we slaved for hours and hours to make it just the way you like it. Don't worry about us. We'll just sit alone in a cold, dark corner of the basement and think about other things you might like better than our soup, of which there are apparently millions."

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