Wednesday, May 19, 2004
My Future Husband
But I digress. As I mentioned, I am getting married! My husband’s name is Ajay and he looks like this. He is handsome and strong. His hobbies include car repair, fish-gutting, and shirtless grape-eating (him, not the grapes; well technically, the grapes don’t have shirts either). I like his shirtless grape-eating the best. He is employed, being a successful model and has even done a few Bollywood flicks too. So he’ll support me as my comet-like writing career gets off the ground. As you can see, he’s practically perfect in every way. Don’t we make a beautiful couple?
But he lives in Mumbai and I live in Toronto. This is a significant impediment to our love. Another significant impediment to our love is that he has absolutely no idea who I am. Yet another significant impediment to our love is the fact that he appears to be straight. These factors may make our actual marriage ceremony somewhat awkward, not to mention the wedding night. But as soon as we set a date, you’re all invited. I’ll post a registry in the next couple of days.
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